"Holy Shit...Fuck you...She has just an average Cup Size, not even a Small Soccer Ball” told Rajiv, both shouting and Whispering at the same time.

I and Joy were sharing fierce glances with Deb who took our expectation to hype and after hearing Rajiv our expectation gave a suicidal jump from the top of PETRONAS Twin Tower. Our expectations were ready for a deadly crash.
“You sucker, bloody moron, How can you give a wrong news to us, you told she is sexy” swore Joy to Deb. He was furious.
(@readers: For us, being sexy means having great boobs, great ass and looking good. We couldn’t digest the fact that a tangible and essential criteria for being sexy is below the standard.)
(@readers: For us, being sexy means having great boobs, great ass and looking good. We couldn’t digest the fact that a tangible and essential criteria for being sexy is below the standard.)
“I was shocked to see her size, a cup-size…shit man, our class girls have better size” Rajiv said like a warrior lost in his battle due to lack of armaments. Karan was quite for all this while. Now he opened his cursed mouth saying all the rubbish tech-o-crap of his.
“Boobs are not measured in Size-Method, you dip-shit, that’s obsolete, you cannot have a perfect measurement by this method and errors are inevitable. Boobs can be perfectly measured by a new scientific method where chances of errors are negligible and the good thing is you can measure the depth of the cleavage too. The method is called B-LINE METHOD” Karan completed in a single grasp of breath. We didn’t stop him because he was explaining this noble winning technical crap with such an enthusiasm and emotion that it seemed he would wet his nappy if we would have stopped him in the middle.
“Fuck you….you shit face, not again your tech-o-crap. B-Line method? What shit is that? Who the fuck invented that?” I roared. I was not at all in a mood of listening crap after my expectation committed suicide.
“I invented that you fiend, B-Line Method is the Shorty of Breast-Line Method. It’s a scientific method, not traditional like the Size-method” Karan explained.


Dong…Dong….Dong, the warning bell rang, Joy enquired about what class was next.
(It hardly matters to us; all we have inside our bag is Storybook, School Diary and all-in-one copy. We used to bring bag because it looks bad to society that a school student is going to school without bag otherwise we are more comfortable without it. We used to write or atleast act of taking down notes whenever respective subject teachers threatened us of taking to headmistress. Still we enquired about class to make ourselves mentally prepared as to which grumpy, sad face teacher will come to lick our cerebrum and to put a pole behind our ass.)
We replied in a chorus that this is the only damn answer we never know. It’s better to ask a nerd this question.
“But let’s move on guys, I need to work on my invention a little more. Am gonna leave a footprint in the field of Physics. Every page of Physics book will shout out my name someday”
My friends threw a praising glance to Karan. (I doubted which publisher would be dying to publish his craps in physics book and more importantly which education board would be stupid enough to include that in their syllabus)
But I was depressed. All I wanted was Biology. Not to mention the love making in it.
“Enough of Physics guys, when are we going to do some Biology?”
They turned towards me, they thought and……
Dong…Dong, the final bell rang, Lunch Break was over, we turned towards our classroom, the answer unanswered.
** I cordially confess and beg pardon in front of Almighty for committing the cardinal sin, Lust. But good things, beautiful things, ROUND things especially BIG things should be praised. They are all Almighty’s creation.
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